That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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