absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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