She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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