Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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