You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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