There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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