what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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