When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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