I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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