I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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