dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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