i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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