she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
