For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
