i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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