i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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