He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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