Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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