Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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