My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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