Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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