Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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