People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can't turn off my feet"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Two words: blizzard sex
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
