You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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