Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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