is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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