so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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