Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Of course I have a pirate flag
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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