I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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