Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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