She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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