Ketchup is God's man juice
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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