You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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