talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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