He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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