My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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