my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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