For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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