Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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