ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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