But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's never too late to be topless.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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