He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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