i just had sex bonerless
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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