I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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