I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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