Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do vagina's smell?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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