dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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