The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I CAN MOONWALK!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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