i just google imaged poop.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So much rum. So many feels.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
