My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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