Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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