I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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