508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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