You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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